Silent Swinger Prints

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

"But I use all of them!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thursday is the new Friday

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Golfing with God.

King Richard I

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Guns/Blunt Instruments.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

'Thank God its Monday!'

Golfing Gods.

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

Have a swinging Christmas!

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

'Lightning bolt.'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Anatomy of a golfer's brain.