Silent Strugglers Mugs

Happiness...

Trappist Monk Discord

"Time for bed, guys."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Mime Baby

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

A neutral observer.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Gone for Broke College

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

Post Office Worker.

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

Library - Food For Thought.

Detectorist meteorite.

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Will Work for Student Loan Payment.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

'I hate Mondays!'

Noise Abatement Society

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.