Silent Strugglers Mugs

Happiness...

Trappist Monk Discord

"Time for bed, guys."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Mime Baby

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

A neutral observer.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Gone for Broke College

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Post Office Worker.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

Library - Food For Thought.

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

Detectorist meteorite.

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

'I hate Mondays!'

Will Work for Student Loan Payment.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

Noise Abatement Society

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."