Silent Observers Mugs

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

A neutral observer.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

The men of your dreams

Chess on TV

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

Post Office Worker.

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

Tarot Lying

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

Museum. Shhh!

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)