Silent Observer Mugs

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

'Careful, it could be a trappist.'

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

Bear with axe about to cut down tree holding hunter.

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"My client would like to cooperate, but unfortunately he's taken a vow of silence."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Magic Act

Chess on TV

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

The men of your dreams

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Tarot Lying

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

Museum. Shhh!

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"