Signed-book Afficionado Prints

"Sign my yearbook?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the Author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

Bibliomaniac

Richard Hughes.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

3:00 pm - Meet the author

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

Food chain.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Victor Hugo

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"Read it again, Daddy!"

The book that will not be denied!

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."