Signal Box Star Prints

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

"Forget consumer confidence, what we need is consumer gullibility."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Rob Brydon.

A signaller directing pallbearers

No Hand Signals

"Try S instead of L."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Touch Gig

"Our investors' enthusiasm was gratifying...first time I've ever seen a mosh pit at a stockholders' meeting!"

Confusion on the Railways

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

Ringing bell

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

'Like I have the time.'

Semaphore Problems

"Light's green."

'High Five!'

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

Holywood: 'We just got it, what do you think?'

"Pork signals!"

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'

Railway Signalman