Sign Spotting Adventurer Pillows

Man driving on the wrong side of the road looks at road markings and asks his wife: 'Honey, where does the M075 take us?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

One Way/Two Ways.

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

The Star Gazer

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Waymark

Road signs.

Parking? I don't think so.

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Car Restrictions

Danger: Falling Woks.

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

Staycation holidays...

Warning! Don't read distracting warning signs whilst driving!

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."