Sightlessness Awareness Prints

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

A young Don King

You Are Here

National Everything Awareness Day

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Wall Street...

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Whoops!'

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"I'm the designated driver."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Warning! Contains Salt...

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"