Sightlessness Awareness Pillows

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

A young Don King

You Are Here

National Everything Awareness Day

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'Whoops!'

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"I'm the designated driver."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

Warning! Contains Salt...

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'