Siege Strategy Fan Mugs

Soldiers attempt to break into a castle with a credit card.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"Business has been steady."

Carrot & nose on sticks.

'I envisioned something more robust'

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

DING DONG!

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

Service Entry.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

"Why don't we settle this with rock, paper, scissors."

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City