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The first jackass of spring

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Road Buddies

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Honey, run!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

Running in please pass

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"V.C.R's programmed"

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

Girls and Scooters.

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"The Vesparados"