Sidewalk Observer Mugs

"Watch out! You almost stepped on a crack!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Beaver tower

A man looks up at the earth

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

You Know You're Old When...

Will Kill For Food

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Impractical Gardener.

Junk Mail.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

"Times are tough."