Sidewalk Observer Mugs

"Watch out! You almost stepped on a crack!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A man looks up at the earth

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Will Kill For Food

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

You Know You're Old When...

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Go Back to New York

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

"Times are tough."