Sideline Genius Mugs

'I don't suppose he's congratulating him on his performance.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"I AM at my usual position."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Cheerleaders

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Prisoner still life painting.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Never say never.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'