Sickness Mugs

Doctors Without Boundaries

"It's not fair! School was out an hour ago. . . I don't wanna be sick now!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'Very well, instead of the bible I'll read you Harry Potter but I am still standing behind the lectern.'

"Don't you think it's time to admit to yourself that this rash will not clear up on it's own."

Life and Death.

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Taking work to a colleague in hospital.

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'Let's see if he makes it through the night. Could you hold off updating his Facebook page until then?'

'You'll turn into a butterfly.'

"We had a coolection for you at the office boss.. and.. er.."