Sickness Mugs

Doctors Without Boundaries

"It's not fair! School was out an hour ago. . . I don't wanna be sick now!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Don't you think it's time to admit to yourself that this rash will not clear up on it's own."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

Life and Death.

Taking work to a colleague in hospital.

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

"We had a coolection for you at the office boss.. and.. er.."

'You'll turn into a butterfly.'

Cold Call