Siblings With Pets Prints

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Cocky cat.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Quick, act casual."

"Heyy....Didn't I see you cowering in a corner cuz a kitty cat was in your bed?!"

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

Collies Without Borders

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Pet Entertainers

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Jumping Dogs