Siblings With A Shared Pet Prints

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'They're dog roses!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

Pet Entertainers

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog Sees Only Food

When Dogs Rule

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Jumping Dogs