Sibling Superstar Pillows

"Sorry John, my mum insists I bring my dopy sister along."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Olympics create interest in curling.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Reflected Glory

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."