Sibling Superstar Mugs

"Sorry John, my mum insists I bring my dopy sister along."

Polygamists' Picnic

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Reflected Glory

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."