Sibling Schemers T-Shirts

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

Polygamists' Picnic

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"This song is about my struggle with the bottle."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Mom always liked you best."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Trust me, Elaine, having kids changes you!"

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'My brother ate my homework.'