Sibling Rivaller Gifts

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Bond James, Bond."

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.