Sibling Mischief Maker Mugs

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

"You should embrace your mistakes..."

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'