Shyness Observers T-Shirts

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Chess on TV

Bashful Royal Guard

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Turtle Blind dates

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Manshit

"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

'The names change but the hogwash remains the same.'

Congratulations

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

"How much do you want to lose?"

"No, I refuse to guess."

"I guess you could say my life is boring. Last night I binge watched my husband's hair recede."

"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

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