Shuttlecock Strategist Mugs

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'We need someone on the outside.'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Palmer, I want you to see to the legwork; Moscowitz, you'll be my eyes and ears."

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

"We're having some of our brightest minds working on how to spin this."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

Chess Trainer

I love badminton.