Shuttle Sketcher T-Shirts

Keep the window closed and don't hang out your elbow. . . At least when you're flying a space shuttle and it's -270 degrees outside.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"I love your work!"

Mutation D614G

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

twist building

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

The Cartoonists

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Hockey Goal

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Artist Satying in the Country

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

'I'm just drawing up business.'

Considerate Criticism.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Candy Art Study

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

'He's good, but he's no Monet.'

'Our speciality is designing tower blocks.'