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"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."

Scientists are sexy

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

A boy with a camera

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Astronaut Selfie.

'Nice smile.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"Harold... they know."

Press Pass

"Smile!"

"Just finishing the roll?"

Tourist Bus

Say Cheese!

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

"I have to interview a few more people, but so far, you're definitely a front-runner."

Camera strain

A Bank Holiday Study.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

This one? I left the lens cap on.

"Hold it! I'm out of film!"