Shutterbug Chic Mugs

"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."

Scientists are sexy

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

A boy with a camera

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Nice smile.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Harold... they know."

Say Cheese!

Tourist Bus

"Smile!"

Press Pass

"Just finishing the roll?"

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

A Bank Holiday Study.

"I have to interview a few more people, but so far, you're definitely a front-runner."

This one? I left the lens cap on.

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'