Showtime Sharer Mugs

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Wanna talk about it?

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Romance"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Get ready."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'She blogged her first word today.'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

"Sorry, angel - showtime!"

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

'Check, please!'

'You should've been here last night -- a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked in.'

First Time

"Another Wordle show-off."