Showrooms T-Shirts

'I was really looking for something my kids wouldn't want to borrow.'

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

bird interprets modern art

Cats at private view

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Who are you?

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Artists at an Exhibition

Cat art exhibition.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

Damien Hirst's art teacher

Millais - Cubist Period

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

"Can you guess how much it will be worth after you die?"

"But is it..?"