Showrooms T-Shirts

'I was really looking for something my kids wouldn't want to borrow.'

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

bird interprets modern art

Cats at private view

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Who are you?

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Artists at an Exhibition

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Cat art exhibition.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

Damien Hirst's art teacher

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"Can you guess how much it will be worth after you die?"

Millais - Cubist Period

Modern Art.

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'