Showbiz Satirists Mugs

"Know what I miss? Just sitting around with my old friends, and barking."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

How I met your mother

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

War of Words

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"Thank god for Sudoku."

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."