Show And Tell Prints

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Trade Show Sherpas

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Succession 2

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I'm a star!'

Toenail clipping missile.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Hollywood producer.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"Er. . . anything else?"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Fashion Week"

TV stage door

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

No Talent Agency

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Stage producer.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'