Shotgun Wedding T-Shirts

"I knew they had shotgun weddings in the Wild West but not in Milton Keynes!"

Husband and Pregnant wife on top of wedding cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Try Mediation

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"...until death do you a favor."

Love Conquers All

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'I always cry at weddings!'

'He does.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'