Shorthand Savant Mugs

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

Never has so much, been said by so many, about so little.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Someone who knows apostrophes

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

New Suit.

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Decision Making Block

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

East End Maps.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'I say we try it.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Choosing What To Wear.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."