Shopping Spree Strategist Mugs

"Tom's never been good at managing his word count down....which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'I've got it written down...'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'But what do you sell?'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'