Shopping Spree Queen T-Shirts

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."