Shopping Satire Fan Mugs

'Customers, Felcher, prefer not being addressed as 'bloated, consumerist parasites.''

They get into debt so fast these days...

Pirates at the mall.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"How much is the sign?"

Eye of Newt Helper

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Shop signs.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"Goddam Dogs."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."