Shopping Guru Pillows

".....but not library cards."

"I shop therefore I am!"

"That'll be another one in the dog house when he gets home!"

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'Money won't buy you happiness, you know.'

'Do you have this shade of green in a red?'

How much for the shirts?

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Have I been waiting in this line long? When I got in the line... I didn't show!"

"I'll have all that, and this."

"Judging by the amount of returns, there's still a lot of husbands who think they know enough about fashion to buy their wives clothes."

Domestic Superheroes!!

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Mr Metrosexual.