Shopper-in-training Prints

'Uh,... Food.'

'Don't ask for anything.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Everything's gone up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."