"It had always been Maude's ambition to swim the Shopping Channel."
Shopaholic Swimmer Mugs
Bring a splash of humor to their day with a mug that celebrates their shopaholic swimmer spirit. Perfect for their coffee break or post-swim hydration.
Killer Executive Suits.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
'What do you do with the time you save?'
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
'She's so put together!'
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
The Stat-shoe of Liberty.
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
New Shoes.
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
Mister Pretty Shoes
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!
'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?
Kensington Fluffies
Woman thinking about luxuries.
'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."
'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'
"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."
'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'
Shopaholic Swimmer Mugs Collection
Shopaholic Swimmer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase their passions with humor, perfect for sprucing up any lounge or bedroom.
Shopaholic Swimmer Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that reflect their fun-loving nature and love for shopping and swimming.
Shopaholic Swimmer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate the shopaholic swimmer in style and with a fun twist.