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"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Customer Convention

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Last Chance for Everything.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

How to get bills under control: Don't buy stuff.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

'It's you.'

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'