Shopaholic Satire Lover Prints

'Muriel feels that a woman's place is in the home -- to rest up between trips to the mall.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

They get into debt so fast these days...

Pirates at the mall.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"How much is the sign?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'It's you.'

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'