Shopaholic's Guide Prints

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."