Shopaholic Enthusiasts Prints

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Last Chance for Everything.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."