Shop Window Dreamer T-Shirts

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Brow-beaten wife takes delight in window shopping.

The Art Student.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Artist and Musician

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Emergency exit into Space

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Mannequin's Rights!

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

I'm color blind, please help.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."