Shoebox Collector Prints

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"They're comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Robot Jogger

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."