Shoe Shopping Prints

"You know what I think – if the shoe exists, buy it."

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

'Fine. If you won't tell me which pair looks best with my new appendages, I guess I'll just have to buy all THREE!'

'Which one feels uncomfortable?' - 'They both do, you've put them on the wrong feet.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

Shoe shop

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

This Little Piggy...

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"Seems we're always on our feet around here."

Shoes

"Baldo, the point is cheaper...not more expensive!"

"I always say, 'If the shoe fits, charge it'."

"We didn't have your size, so I brought out some equally ugly styles in the same price range."

"There's no business like shoe business."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Athletic shoes please. I live life in the fast lane!"

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'Now let's force these on for size,modom...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."

"I can't be pregnant. I just bought new shoes!"

Woman with pair of new shoes: 'But darling, I HAD to get them, it was buy one get one free!'

'No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.'

'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'