Shish Kebab Aficionado Mugs

'When he walked in the door and said, 'Not shis kabob again!', that's when I let him have it.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Barbecue Fetch

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

Bowl Games.

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

One Hour Sandwich shop