Shipwreck Satire Prints

"... And you're sure that people who've been castaways for more than a week can be legally married by a palm tree?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

Deserted Island Logging

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'What luck!'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Deflating Island

GREENLAND

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Desert Island Messages

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Three Morons At Sea."