Shipping Manager T-Shirts

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

'I see that you a degree in comparative societal cultures. We're prepared to offer you a job as an unpaid intern in our shipping department.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

Ever Given Free

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Cut Price

Made in China

Economy

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Why do you need so many computers?

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Blowing dust off an order book.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Ever Given

Low Hanging Fruit

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"International trade"

Made in China.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Folding Container.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..