Ship-in-a-bottle Admirer Pillows

'I got that ship out of that bottle for you grandpa.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

God save the Queen.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"Now you can send it."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

The appointed time

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Bottle bank

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Naval Assualt on Hatteras Inlet

How Gerald keeps going

"This isn't my order either!"

'Bloody air mail!'

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Extra bubbles

"I'm going to get you, Manhattan! I'm going to be one of the biggest things that ever hit this place! You just watch, Manhattan! You just watch!"

"Is this the oldest ship in the fleet?"

"This is taking forever to download."

"There it is - 'GSOH', gay salior one hand, 'WLTM', wooden leg to match'!"

'I understand he's one captain who still goes down.. and I don't mean with his ship.'

101 uses of a dead cat: mooring post.