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'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

This coffee can keep you up

'I'm here for your coffee.'

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'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

Curate talking to miners

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'Probably we will meet more often these days. Due to the crisis I am working overtime.'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"What is the speed of dark?"